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Friday, September 2, 2016

KISMET, YOU FOOL



Look at me
I’m a kitty with pantaloons
I live in a great big house
A kitty with pantaloons
If I should make a poop
It might stick to my pantaloons
And then my Daddy comes
With scissors and brush

[sung to the tune of “Stranger in Paradise”]

1 comment:

Kevin Kim said...

Cats are such tidy creatures. Our family's cat, Mozart, lived to the age of 22 and was as furry as your cat, yet he only rarely needed the scissors-and-brush treatment. How do cats do that?